Gift Card - £100.00 Denominations:£100.00 Measures 7

Measures 7

Hand-made to order with black and orange vinyl

fractions and other s**t I do not need to learnPhrase 3: All the times I have argued with myself and lostPhrase 4: Beans on toast and other gourmet recipesPhrase 5: Boring meetings that should have been an emailPhrase 6: Brilliant ideas I had whilst on the toiletPhrase 7: Colleagues that just need a good slapPhrase 8: Colleagues I need to socially distance myself from or slapPhrase 9: Colleagues I suspect are serial killersPhrase 10: Cr*p I have to write down because I'm oldPhrase 11: Dreams that were crushed because I had childrenPhrase 12: Emails that can get f***edPhrase 13: Embarrassing online purchases I made whilst drunkPhrase 14: Excuses why I won't be at work next MondayPhrase 15: Fantastic ideas I had whilst drinking winePhrase 16: Here's how I know I work with a bunch of idiotsPhrase 17: How to win friends and influence peoplePhrase 18: Ideas I had but my boss took the credit forPhrase 19: Illicit thoughts I really should keep to myselfPhrase 20: Important tasks I don't give a f**k aboutPhrase 21: Jobs that he promised to do but never didPhrase 22: Jumping to conclusions and other sports I'm good atPhrase 23: List of bodies buried under my patioPhrase 24: List of things my partner doesn't know about mePhrase 25: List of all the things my other half was right aboutPhrase 26: Lunchtimes

These glass bottles make fantastic night lights / ornaments / decorations / gifts

Gift Card - £100.00 Denominations:£100.00 Measures 7